Forget about a monster hiding in the depths of a Scottish lake; the true Loch Ness Monster has been discovered seated within a soup pot. Designed from a robust, BPA-free nylon, this standing Loch Ness ladle not only stirs up your stew but also starts a conversation. But the Monster herself has traded her fabled abode in muddy waters for the hot comfort of your homemade chicken noodle soup. Owners of Nessie's new vocation as a cooking utensil have found that children who formerly rejected soup are now eager to see the famous creature emerge from their bowls. The producer has begun getting orders for various cryptozoological cooking utensils, like Yeti ice cream scoops and Bigfoot bottle openers. Some really avid consumers have even begun planning "monster-themed" dinner parties where Nessie stars in several soup dishes.
